If you went to college, you know that sometimes it’s very easy to find someone to bang. Sometimes it’s not all that easy. Dry spells in college happen. That is, unless you attend one of the top 10 colleges for getting laid!
5 Hookup Colleges To Attend To Get Laid
I’m going to lay it all out there first, if you’re not taking classes in a big University within the U.S., chances are you’re not hooking up as much as you could be. While my advice may not be as effective as Nick Saban’s dating advice, it’s probably pretty damn good since I’m qualified and I do hookup almost daily. According to a recent article published by Bustle, the colleges with people that want hookups most often are as follows:
#5 University of Maryland
Not sure if this placing has to do with being so close to Washington D.C. and all the political cheating and affairs, but if you’re attending this school then I’d love to know if you hooked up with a politician too! LOL
#4 University of Oregon
Since the University of Oregon is rather secluded from everything else in the area, it seems like having sex is a good way to pass time when you’re stuck on campus. Oregon is a crazy football school too. So I’m sure with football season starting, there’s a stronger chance of getting laid, so get your tickets now! There’s probably a limited number of places to buy girls drinks. You better hit Costco on your way to campus.
#3 University of Kansas
I was just as shocked as you when I heard this news. Hooking up in Kansas is easy? No way would I have chosen this University as a top 5. But you know what they say, if you’re in the middle of nowhere and you’re bored, just have sex.
#2 State University of New York (Buffalo)
This ranking kind of makes sense. Given all those snow storms and power outages, you need a way to stay warm. Upstate New york gets cold and boring. There’s really nothing else to do but hook up with someone during the winter. That goes for the times when school gets cancelled do to being snowed in. Spraying some of your own snow on a girl sounds like a good idea during these times.
#1 James Madison University
Well, if you want to spend more time partying and hooking up with as many people as possible, then I’d suggest you apply to James Madison University. This school ranks #1 in colleges for casual sex and I can attest to this. My sister went to this school and I spend some time on campus. She was part of one of the sororities there (no idea which). What I do know is that I hooked up with quite a few of the girls during my visits. It was always a party too! Now, if you can’t attend any of the Universities listed above, you’re not completely up the creek when it comes to getting laid. You can always resort to trying to find a broke college girl to have sex.