Funny Things to Say to a Girl

If you are trying to score women for free, you have to have a few “go to” lines in your arsenal and bring them out whenever possible.

Looks and personality are always going to play a major role in whether women are attracted to you, but one personality trait is paramount. That trait is your sense of humor and you’ve got to know funny things to say to a girl…if you want to get laid. If you’re naturally funny and charming, you probably don’t have a problem. Not all of us are graced with an impeccable sense of humor, so how are guys like us supposed to make a girl laugh? The good news is; anyone can do it. I’ve been able to score some of the most beautiful women not because I have the biggest D they’ve ever seen but because they think I’m funny enough to have sex with.

Exactly what to say to make women laugh is going to change with each person. While contemplating your funny things to say; the five tips below should help you keep her laughing. Keep these things in mind when talking to a girl and you will be able to make her laugh without feeling like you’re trying to be someone you’re not.

Be Complimentary

It’s always important to be complimentary to a girl, but you can slip in some comedy here and there to make her giggle. Some girls will appreciate it if you give them compliments even if they sound a little cheesy. Be honest and embellish on your true feelings. Deliver your compliments with a sense of humor and they will more than likely have a better effect on her attraction to you.

Make Your Comments Tasteful

Don’t make the mistake of being crude while you’re trying to be funny. Talking raunchy might be an easy way to make your buddies laugh,  or get a rise out of everyone in the saloon, but only so many girls will appreciate that. If she’s into being raunchy, by all means be raunchy. She will let you know if she is. Otherwise, just remember to have some class. Being inappropriately raunchy might come off as you trying too hard or make her misread the type of guy that you are.

Don’t be a Comedian

You can make her laugh without trying to be funny. The harder you try the more it looks like you’re trying. She doesn’t want to hear you deliver a bunch of jokes badly. She doesn’t want to hear you trying lines out on her either. She wants a guy who is comfortable in his own skin and can be funny without telling jokes. Your conversation has to be natural. If she sees that you are trying to make her laugh, your efforts will have the opposite effect.

Pay Attention to Her

This is another thing that is always important, but it can also help tremendously to make her laugh. Pay attention to her sensibilities and the types of things that she finds funny. If you pay close attention to what she is saying; you may be able to pick up on something you have in common. It could be something that you have a funny take on. The more you can relate to her, the easier it will be to make her laugh.

Be Yourself

This is probably the most important pointer of all when trying to make a girl laugh. She doesn’t want to see you putting on an act. She wants to see the real you and you don’t have to sacrifice who you are to be funny. The point is to be your kind of funny and see if it matches with hers. If your sense of humor isn’t compatible with hers, you’re not going to get along that well anyway. You might as well be yourself and give it a try. Being yourself inspires confidence which is very attractive to the opposite sex.

Worst case scenario, if you try your best and can’t make her laugh, you may need to move on to another girl because she truly may not want to fuck you. Remember, girls can be ruthless sometimes and if you can’t make them laugh you may not be able to get her naked either. She’ll probably just move on to the next guy to get some D so practice being funny and get laid or just be lonely.

Stay thirsty, my friends.