As you know, I like to spend a lot of time in Miami-Dade County. Having said that, I’m no stranger to Miami Backpage escorts. I must admit that I’ve spent a significant amount of time testing the waters in the adult personals section of the Back Pages. Full disclosure, it was before I started using all the casual dating websites I use today. I’m going to share my experience hiring a Miami escort from a Backpage ad. I’ll also be sharing plenty of reasons why you should never use independent escort websites like backpage.com. I’ll start with my personal experience.

My Personal Experience Hiring Miami Backpage Escorts For Sex

Let me start off by saying that it was a wild ride and I was really drunk when I made the decision to call an escort in MIA. I started browsing the classified ads listed on the site after agreeing to the terms. Yes, they make you agree to their terms and conditions before  you browse this section of Backpage no matter what city you’re located in. They require this so they don’t end up losing a lawsuit because of something that happens to you.

I found a smoking hot Latina in her 20’s. Her tits were huge and her booty was banging. At least that’s the impression that she gave me when I saw the images posted on her advertisement. Wasting zero time, I immediately reached out to her via text. She didn’t accept any blocked calls so I used my Metro PCS phone. We got to texting and set up a meeting time. I had her come to my house because she was an outcall girl. It was a bit more expensive but I didn’t give a fuck.

When she showed up knocking on my door, she had a guy with her and she looked like she put on some weight. In fact, the closer I looked, she had about an extra 20 pounds on her. I immediately confronted her about this and she got defensive. Her and the guy both demanded that I pay to get things started. I was so pissed off and didn’t want any trouble so I paid her. The guy wanted to watch and I wasn’t down with any of that. Finally, I told her and the guy that I wanted no part of it after she gave me a blowjob. That was the most expensive head I ever spent money on, it was with a fat semi-Latina girl and it wasn’t even good. Since then, I’ve haven’t hired any Miami Backpage escorts.

Screenshot of Miami Backpage Escort Listing

Reasons Why Escorts On Miami Backpage Listings Suck Big Time!

Here are some of the most notable reasons that I suggest you steer clear from these escorts in Miami. I’ve already written a post explaining why they are horrible, but if you want a few more reasons, keep reading below…

Masseuses, escorts, hookers on the Miami Backpage..they’re like the fast food of the sex world. And just like any fast food, it’s easily and cheaply available, but comes with horrendous amounts of disadvantages which may lead to disease and other problems. Below are just some reasons why you should stay away from escort services offered on Miami Backpages and consider an alternative instead (we give you the perfect alternate at the end).

They’re Expensive

Let’s just say finding a few Miami Backpage escorts at the right price is as annoying as trying to find a parking spot outside jam-packed Hard Rock stadium off the Dolphin Expressway. While there are hundreds of girls available, each has no idea how to price their services. So at the end, you are the one who must haggle like an idiot until a good price is in agreement. Most of your energy and fun will be spent trying to fight with the girl over the price.

Screenshot of an escort flaunting her money in an ad.

Too Many Diseases

Right now, you may be convinced that a condom is your ultimate Captain America-est shield against disease when having sex with an escort. But the reality is far different from that. You have absolutely no idea what kind of people she has slept with in the past. Do you actually think decent people use back page to score a girl for the night? Yeah, not really. You’d better stay away from them. Even your Captain shield can’t save you from the filth they carry down there. Whatever you do, you better wear a condom if you do fuck them!

Shitty Rushed Services

Backpage is like the honey pot for girls trying to score quick and easy cash. They’ll list a few dirty pictures, score a client and woo-yah! Money. This causes them to book an unlimited amount of hungry men which they tend to get rid of as quickly as possible so the next client can come in. The more the clients, the more the money they make.

So how do you really avoid these issues?

Quite simple actually, you use a casual dating site. I promise that if you join the right one, you will be free of problems like price haggling, diseases and rushed services. In fact, sex is free when you join the right dating site.

If you want the best night of your life that results in a guaranteed quality romp, try this site instead. You will get 100% privacy and confidentiality plus all the girls on the site are members because they want to fuck. Not because they want to earn money. In fact, you don’t have to pay the girls to fuck you here. It’s hassle free and all you need to do is simply pay one time for access to contact the girls. No rushed services and certainly far fewer disease concerns because of the strict screening the company uses on them.

Plus sex dating services give you the chance of indulging in your sex fantasy because once the girl is there, she is yours. She won’t be rushing or going anywhere for the night. So, before you decided to hire some Miami Backpage escorts, think about joining a real dating website instead. You will have far better luck in the long run doing so.

If you decide you want to cut out all the bullshit and skip right to the no strings attached dating sites then just check out some of the sites below. You’ll find something that works for you I’m sure!

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