Kermit The Frog has been extremely quiet since his recent split with Miss Piggy. These two were together forever and we thought it may have just been another quick breakup. Turns out, it’s more than that and he’s got something to share about his new girl.
Kermit The Frog Dating ABC’s Denise
Well folks, it’s official, Kermit and Miss Piggy have parted ways and he’s got a new girl that he’s been hooking up with. So, I’m not all that into Muppets, but this new girl that Kermit is banging, Denise, is a definite step up from Miss Piggy. She seems to be better looking, in better shape and more successful! Sounds like a smart move if you ask me. I recently heard the news when someone from People.com filled me in on the details. Although we all loved those awesome Muppet movies, this is a clear indication that life is short and if you’re not hooking up with the hottest women you think you can find then you’re selling yourself short. Stop wasting your time at home alone. Join one of the top dating websites that get me laid and get your self some ass. Who cares if you’re in a relationship, get yourself some side bacon! LOL
Miss Piggy Dating Hunger Games Actor
You thought that was all I was planning on reporting here huh? Well, Miss Piggy moved on too! She’s now rumored to be dating Liam Hemsworth from the Hunger Games. Seems like everyone had a happy ending after all.