Kermit The Frog and Miss Piggy Split Up

The world has officially learned that love may not be forever. We all found out that the most popular couple in the world for 30 years are splitting up. Does this muppet divorce truly mean that casual adult dating for the occassional hook up is the better way to go? I think so.

Photo credit: Miss Piggy Facebook

Kermit and Miss Piggy No Longer Dating

Given that Kermit had been being tortured by the thick bottom Piggy, he’s probably thrilled to have split up with Miss Piggy. Both Kermit and Miss Piggy made statements to the world yesterday. I found out from my source at the Washington Post.

Here’s the statement Miss Piggy posted on Facebook:

Here’s the statement Kermit The Frog Posted:

Muppet fans were of course stunned but what exactly does this say about searching for life long love? I think it say that nothing lasts forever and if you’re looking for a better life with less stress and more fun, I’d suggest you start trying to find someone to hook up with online instead. Casual dating will get you laid and you’ll avoid the headaches that these two had to deal with.

What’s Kermit Going To Do?

Kermit The Frog isn’t left with nothing. There’s plenty of sites he can join. Especially if he’s looking for another big booty chick to replace Miss Piggy. My suggestion for him would be to join one of the fuckbook sites and find a few women looking for a no strings attached relationship.

What’s Miss Piggy Going To Do?

Now that Miss Piggy is pretty rich, I’d suggest that she join one of the cougar dating sites that I’ve reviewed. Surely she’ll be able to find some young stud that wants a little extra bacon on the side.

What’s This Mean For Relationships? Well, it means that commitment is likely not forever and adult dating is the way to go. It works for me majority of the time!