How To Get Laid In Las Vegas

Everyone goes to Las Vegas to drink, gamble, and hook up.  Here’s a guide on how to get laid in Sin City.

Getting Laid in Las Vegas Nevada!

So you’re going on a trip to Sin City and you don’t know where to start when it comes to finding single girls or even escorts to fuck. That’s quite alright because we’re going to give you the best advice to get you laid one way or another in this fabulous mecca. Follow these specific instructions and I promise you will get laid in Vegas.

Step 1: Join A Hookup Site Like Fling

The first thing you need to do is join one of the following hookup sites. Why do you need to do this? Because just like you, there are plenty of people in Las Vegas that want to have sex. In fact, there are private networks (such as these sites) that people are members of for the pure benefit of joining and fucking someone in any local area they are in. That’s what online dating and affair dating is all about.

So do as I say and join one of the sites listed below:

Fling
Instabang
Socialsex
Hookupcloud
Fuckbook

In fact, you can join all of them if you’d like. It just means you’ll have more individuals to choose to bang in Las Vegas during your trip. Once you’ve registered for the site of your choice mentioned above, I suggest you immediately upgrade for any full features possible. This is often a low cost fee in comparison to paying for sex in Vegas. After all, I’d rather pay $25 for a months access versus $800 for an hour of pleasure.  Also, many older women come to Vegas to hook up.  Wives tend to cheat as well.  Just saying, be on the lookout.

Step 2: Begin Searching For Girls

Start searching for local sluts right away! The sooner you begin searching the better you chances of finding more than one to fuck during your trip. All the sites listed allow you to chat and message girls easily. You can even see who’s online and logged into their account. This makes it a whole lot easier to find a girl to fuck. Chances are, if she’s online, she wants to bang relatively soon, if not right now!

Step 3: Be Very Flirty With Girls

When you start communicating with girls on the dating sites, be sure to remain flirty and happy when speaking with them. Ask the girls if they are local or on vacation. Chances are many of them are on vacation and are in the same boat as you, just looking for a quick fling or something. Be casually sexual when speaking with them but not overbearing. It’s easy for girls to get turned off if you start acting to strong. So play it cool hot shot and do your job well.

Step 4: Meet Her At Nightclub or Bar

Girls love the Las Vegas Nightlife. There’s a good chance that some of the women that you meet will want to do more than just fuck. They may want to hang out and actually have fun in the clubs and casino. But what else do you have to do? You’re in Vegas and might as well have some fun! My suggestion is to offer to take one of the girls on the dating site to a club or bar. This will provide a flirtatious atmosphere where you can drink and let loose a bit before taking her back to your hotel room.

Step 5: Drink But Don’t Get Wasted

I suggest making sure that the girl(s) you’re hanging out with are getting nice and loose with some alcoholic cocktails, but I’d say it’s best if you don’t get completely blasted. There is nothing worse than forgetting everything and even worse, getting taken advantage of in the wrong way. You want to fuck the girl, and remember it. So don’t get blackout drunk.

Step 6: If All Else Fails, Hire A Hooker

Let’s assume that you tried your best and could not get laid. Although this is virturally impossible if you’re using one of the sites recommended above. But if all else fails, you can hire a hooker for have sex with you. There are escorts on some of these sex dating sites that will in fact accept a small amount of what they call “roses” for fun. What they mean is dollars. Talk to a couple girls online if all else fails and go the direct root for hiring an escort. If you can’t even do that successfully, well, there’s always the disgusting Asian massage parlor down the road that you can get a dirty handjob from at a minimum. Just speaking from friends experiences. Good luck and go get ’em!

If you don’t want to get one of those pricey Vegas escorts, go just west to Silicon Valley and hire one from Entertainment San Jose Escorts.  Thank me later.