The funny Amy Schumer is a fantastic comedian. She’s got a comedian show that she’s making waves on and spent some time ‘Live at the Apollo’ recently. She’s won an Emmy, appeared on Saturday Night Live and now she’s talking dating and more during her shows!
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A popular tech site decided to share some of the best jokes that Amy Schumer has shared recently during her stand-up comic shows. I got a kick out of a few of them too. She’s got a few things to say about some topics that I jut love or love to hate! LOL
According to Mashable, Amy Schumer had this to say on dating during a show she taped on HBO in a stand up act…
“I’m so annoyed I’m single again. That means I’m going to have to go out with a new dude, and we’ll go to the movies, and he’ll be like ‘Do you wanna get a popcorn?’ and I’ll be like ‘Oh my god, I hadn’t even thought about it…That’s not the whole reason I wanted to come see this piece of shit movie.’ I’ve left so many movies right after the previews because I finished my popcorn.
And then he’s like ‘What size do you want?’ and I’m like ‘Small, look at me.’ Meanwhile, a small popcorn? That’s like taking one Avdil, like get the fuck out of here.”
I have to say, I love her attitude here! She’s gives zero fucks about any movie business or anything of that nature. She hates dating and meeting new people on mainstream dates. I totally get that! Honestly, I’d love to introduce Amy Schumer to some of the hookup sites that I use because I was once in the same boat. There’s nothing worse than going on a mainstream date with someone you’ve never met. I prefer to meet someone that isn’t serious and just wants to get the D. By the sounds of it, I think she’s more the type to want to find sex and call it a day. Actually, since Amy is so fucking hilarious and pretty decent looking, I would love to bang her. I bet she’d be a hilarious fuck!
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