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Ever wondered what goes on in those Nevada brothels we’ve all heard about? Well, the legal sex trade in Nevada was recently brought back into the spotlight after Lamar Odom had a scary, yet interesting time visiting Love Ranch South located in Crystal, Nevada. If you’re a Lamar fan, then click here to read the original story on that topic that we posted. Are you familiar with what happened? If not, all I can say is it involved Lamar indulging in an excessive amount of drugs, energy drinks, booze and sex. Although the situation may have put brothels in a negative light temporarily once again, there is an unexplored fact that many of us fail to ignore: every year thousands of customers visit Nevada brothels without having any negative experiences whatsoever.

What Happens In The Nevada Brothels, Stays In Them!

Many people are curious about the mysterious Nevada brothels. Most people only hear about them during the latest sex scandal or major drug overdose. But the truth is that most people have no clue what actually goes on in one of these legal brothels. We were kind of curious about it ourselves, so we decided to learn more about what goes on at Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel operating in Pahrump.

How They Hire at Sheri’s Ranch

When you typically apply for a job in the real world, it usually involves using the Internet, creating a cover letter for your resume, and a resume itself that is often exaggerated and certainly padded to help beef up your chances at getting hired. At Sheri’s Ranch, when you want to apply to get a job as a courtesan (the politically correct name for a prostitute) you still need to have access to the Internet, but you also have to share your measurements and provide three pictures of yourself that are very hot and unfiltered – meaning that they cannot be altered with Photoshop in any way.

Full disclosure, I typically don’t like to hire escorts because I get laid using adult dating websites and other hookup networks. Now back to the topic of conversation here…

Are positions available to just anybody? Yes they are. Again, if you have access to the Internet, you can go to the hiring page on the website and apply for a job. It doesn’t necessarily mean you’re going to get it, but they do not discriminate, and all are welcome to attempt to gain employment as a courtesan. As a matter of fact, the selection process is quite extensive.

The Sheri’s Ranch Madame is the first person you’ll have to come in contact with as you go through the application process. The beautiful Dena is in her mid-40s, and truth be told, she’s a lot different than you would originally have expected. She has more than nine years of experience working at the Ranch, and even though she knows what they specifically need in a courtesan, she has never actually been one herself. To get a job, having experience working in the sex trade isn’t a requirement, but at the same time it certainly wouldn’t hurt your chances. Dena has to sort through hundreds of potential choices every day, and once she makes her selections, she then gives them to the owners.

The owners of the brothel will then narrow down their choices even further, and once that’s through they will begin the phone interview process. If Dena and the owners of the establishment like everything that they hear, you’ll then receive an invitation to have a one week trial at the Ranch, where you’ll learn about legally turning tricks and convincing customers to keep coming back for more from a senior courtesan, who basically acts as a big sister of sorts.

After you complete your one-week trial, you then have to sit down with your senior courtesan, the owners of the brothel, and Dena and a discussion will take place that will determine whether or not you are the right fit for the Ranch. They look for two specific things:

• is this girl the type of girl that customers will show a major interest in
• is this girl the kind of girl that will mesh well with the rest of the girls already on staff

Sheri’s has women from many different backgrounds. Sometimes they’re looking for girls similar to the ones that they already have. And other times they are looking for something entirely new, like a new flavor. No matter what, the girl better mix well with the girls that are already working there otherwise she’ll have an impossible time getting hired.

The Girls at Sheri’s Ranch

And speaking of the girls, it’s important to know that every one of the girls typically end up working at the Ranch because they all went through a similar progression. First they started out by working in strip clubs. And then they realized there was a lot more money in the sex trade, so they moved on to becoming an escort and prostitution. Many of the girls were lucky enough to end up at Sheri’s before they ended up getting arrested or even worse.

Forgetting about how they get there for a minute, just know that all of these girls have their own specific reason for working at the Ranch. Some of them are single moms in need of money to support her family. Other girls are there because they want to better themselves and they need the money to pay for further education. Some girls just have an incredible sex drive and working in this club helps to satiate their appetites. And then there is the girl that is sick and tired of living in her small town and decides to work at the Ranch because it was the easiest way to get out.

How Much Are You Going to Pay at Sheri’s Ranch?

Do you think it’s going to be cheap or inexpensive to hire a courtesan? You must be living with your head in the clouds because you are in for a rude awakening. And if you’re hoping to find the prices on their website, please do yourself a favor and think again. They do not advertise prices on their website and they will not tell you prices if you call them on the phone. That’s not how it works. They want you to come in and see the girls before you begin talking price. And it’s a good strategy since you’re going to pay and you’re going to pay a lot, but many feel that it’s worth it since they have thousands of customers every year.

Every single one of the girls is actually an independent contractor. So it’s really hard to share rates since each girl will set her own rates. If a girl is more popular, then you can expect her asking price to be higher than some of the others.

As an example, one of the girls working at the Ranch is named Emma. Emma’s home is actually in Hawaii because the money that she makes it so good. She spends the majority of her time there. Then for one week a month she comes to the Ranch to earn a seriously good living.

The girls at Sheri’s Ranch get a big kick out of the movie Pretty Woman. Their favorite part is when Edward finds out from Vivian that he’ll have to pay $3000 if he wants to spend a week with her. As you can imagine, the girls get a serious laugh because they know that it surprises guys, but they also believe that they are more than worth it.

Customers of The Ranch

When you first decide to visit Sheri’s Ranch in Nevada, many of you are going to wonder about the girls. But many more of you are going to wonder about the customers that are visiting the Ranch. In particular, you’re going to wonder if any famous people will show up while you’re there. Or you want to know more about the guy that decides to visit the Ranch during the middle of the day on a weekday workday.

You may think that the clientele is going to be greasy and grimy, because it is a brothel. You’d be 100% wrong in your guess just like everyone else. As a matter of fact, the typical customer walking in the doors looks like they would manage the local Costco, country club, or other respectable establishment. Another interesting fact about the customers at the Ranch is that one out of eight of them walk in a virgin. The girls particularly like those customers because they get to charge top dollar and know that there session is going to be over relatively quickly!

The Sex at Sheri’s Ranch

More than anything else, you’ve got to wonder about the sex happening at the Ranch. And even more important, you have to be wondering about all of the weird and kinky things the guys are into that visit the brothel. Because remember one thing: they all look like normal guys that you’d bump into with their wives at the local Walmart. So what pray tell is attracting them to the Ranch. The girls, obviously. The sex, no doubt about it. Is there anything else though? That’s what you have to wonder about. It may even keep you awake at night until you visit and see it for yourself.

So, what gives? What are these guys into?

Well, as you can probably imagine, they are into anything and everything you can think of. Here are some examples to help make this abundantly clear:

• One of the regular male clients came to the Ranch and requested to take part in a threesome. But he wanted more than a regular 2 girls, 1 guy threesome. Additionally, along with both girls, he wanted them to get it on while they all watched the movie Frozen! Kinky, right?
• There are the guys that visit the brothel to finally live out scenarios you’d see in cheesy porn movies. Some interesting scenarios include girl banging her plumber and a man banging his secretary. All without having to worry about getting fired from his job. Another scenario would be locker room sex with super hot cheerleaders. Guess what, they even have a sex swing in their. Guys get to finally live out their fantasy of banging their hot teacher – without any legal worry. There are so many more interesting fantasies.
• Guys looking for the girlfriend experience are also fully accommodated. Yes, they have a kick ass living room where guys can go to have a “Netflix and chill” experience. You better believe they get with a girl of their choosing too.
• And much more.

It’s important to understand that a lot of the guys coming to Sheri’s are looking for more than simple sex. Sure, it’s almost always a part of the experience. But, it really takes up a lot less time than you might actually believe.

As an example, did you know that most of the guys coming in are really just lonely? They pay for an hour with one or more of the girls. Truthfully, for 50 minutes of the hour they will hang out and talk with the girls. They only spend 10 minutes of their time actually having sex. This may seem strange to some of you guys, especially the ones that are married or can easily hook up. Some regular guys miss female companionship and enjoy talking just as much, if not more, than the actual sex.

Sheri’s Gift Shop

The gift shop is always a fun place to visit. They have the usual things that you would expect to find in a gift shop. They sell t-shirts, ball caps, shot glasses, and mugs. But they also have items that you aren’t going to find at your local gift shop. The playmate style calendar is certainly a big hit. They even sell gift certificates for those generous enough to provide this experience to someone they care about. You’d be surprised. The gift certificates sell!

Visiting the Sports Bar

You read that right. Sheri’s Ranch does have a sports bar. It’s a great place to go to watch the game. And while you are there, you can grab a bite to eat too. They supposedly have the best hamburger in Vegas! I enjoyed mine, but I haven’t tried every burger in Vegas. Therefore, I can’t say for certain that it’s the best.

Conclusion

Sheri’s Ranch is one of the most popular brothels in Nevada. Stop by for a visit if you’re feeling lonely and want to get frisky with one of the hotties. Just remember to overstuff your wallet because it’s gonna cost you!

In the event that you have any other Nevada brothels that you wish to learn more, contact me. I’ll gladly do the research. I’m more than happy to put myself out there for my readers! Hey, someone needs to test out the waters!

Now, you have a choice to make here. I’ve just given you some valuable insight into one of the best Nevada brothels in the state. You can either check it out or you can log on to a sex site to find someone to have sex with for free. The choice is yours my friend!